Recent viewings.

Well I made some obvious hints in the last posts in regards to the recent movies I’ve watched.

Sucker Punch

Honestly I don’t really remember most of this movie as I was under the influence when watching although as hectic as it seemed when intoxicated, I think it made it more bearable though things that shouldn’t generally be funny I found myself laughing in, like when the short haired girl dies. All in all apparently a lot of people enjoyed it. Maybe it was my state of mind but all I could think was WTF, while watching this movie.

Source Code

The Source Code staring Jake Gyllenhaal. First I have to say most epically flamboyant last name this Jake dude has. I just watched this movie a couple of hours ago and I believe it was very nicely put together, the story is easy to understand very few surprises and there are no twists its all pretty straight forward if you pay attention. I recommend this one.

Depository overload.

Warning the following contains very graphic details if the imagination and vocabulary allows for it:

I believe I have fully relieved myself now I must sit here and contemplate nothingness as the great Source Code of procrastinationism fortold, until the gaping hole of my feculence Shute returns to it’s normal size so I may wipe it with out feeling as though the Ghost Rider just drove over it leaving a vicious blaze in his wake.

As you may have realized, since this post came up shortly after the last, that this post as also be brought to you via iPhone.

I have an iPhone!

… and I’m not afraid to use it. In fact this post has be brought to you by my iPhone. Greatness in a rectangle this phrase has now been copyrighted by me. I am willing to sell it to Apple for the right price.

I’ve been on a Journey.

Been through a lot these past 19 years. Dragons, nazi armies, ogers and demons, these things have kept me busy for the last 4 weeks thus I haven’t had anything to write… I mean was busy getting through these hordes of monsters for some unknown reason. Atcually I’ve been told  this didn’t actually happen but I did watch that movie… I mean I was dealing with these abominations while I tried to get away from that hell. It’s all that carzy blonde girls fault , why in the world do we have to go through your messed up imagination to find 4 items: Map, fire, knife, and key. First of all you had a samurai sword for the most part of the movie… I mean journey, why in the world would we need a knife?! Also how in the world do you find fire???? If you hadn’t been in an insane asylum I bet you most of the other chicks that had just randomly agreed with you wouldn’t have because your mind is gone girly. Anyways carzy blonde finally went brain dead so I finally got passed the madness that is her mind and got back to writing random stuff here. It has nothing to do with the fact that I am 13 posts behind…

That’s Damn Saxy!

Ah Youtube, what can’t you find on it?

What’s a circle?

It would take a special person to ask such a question, but I am here to explain the circle to all those very confused people.

For better understanding of the circle we will start with the triangle. Now, as you all know a triangle has three sides (if you didn’t know this read on there will be many more exciting new things for you to learn), and a square has four sides.

Well after the square people got lazy with naming so they decided to use Greek or Latin terms for numbers like penta-, hexa-, octa,- , and so on, and added -gon at the end. So, five sides is a pentagon, six sides is a hexagon, and eight sides is an octagon.

Given the previous information I have come to the conclusion that a circle is just an… infinitygon. Or, whatever the word for infinity is in Greek or Latin, -gon.

Well I hope that clears up any thoughts on the mysteries of the circle. If you find yourself more confused then before you read this, I am sorry I make it a habit of making the simplest of things confusing.

Scared Poopless.

Would you like to be scared of the dark for the rest of your miserable life? You do? Well I’ve got the best solution for you. Firstly, you will need a 50 or more inch flatscreen tv (if its 3d even better) and good quality surround sound all set up in your basement,where even during the day there barely is any light that can illuminate it. Now you must have a Ps 3 or Xbox 360 if you don’t… your probably already dead.

The most crucial part is coming now so make sure you listen. You must go out and buy Dead Space 2 if you don’t already own it. Wait until around 11:30 pm or until most of the occupants in your house have gone to sleep. At this point you should make your way down to the basement, I suggest you leave the light that is for the stairs on because this is heart attack inducing. Turn on your platform and turn your surround sound to a 15 or 16 volume (trust me this is loud enough plus you don’t want to wake people up). Now pop-in Dead Space 2. Sit back and play atleast 30 minutes. If this does not scare you to the point of needing a lamp or nightlight on all night in your bedroom then I will give you your money back.

Though since I technically didn’t charge you for this information, I will personally hand deliver you nothing just for giving this a try.

Pool or Billiards?

Honestly, I do not know the difference but that’s not why I bring it up. Seeing as its Tuesday a buddy wanted to take advantage of ‘half price pool’ knowing he will lose and therefore have to pay. I don’t want to brag but I am pretty good at pool and I new the buddy who suggested it is not bad, but definitely needs a little more practice. Unsurprisingly I won 3-1 in games so I didn’t have to pay.

Movie: The Eagle

Best part of the movie was when the old dude tells the main character, “to try is to fail.” After that humorously pessimistic, and hope-crushing line, of which I was the only one who laughed at (because I find joy in other people’s miseries), the rest of the movie was bogus. I also noticed that there were no women characters(…really it was hard not to) in this movie other then the random few who are in the background and have no lines.

Who is this?

Some dude from a Bussiness Communications class in Sheridan. I was forced into making this blog, only 19 more posts to go.
If you haven’t figured it out yet, my names is in the address of the blog, Astrit Ademi.