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05
Apr
11

Canadian Beaver.

Destroyer of the trees now where do the American Eagles live? I’m also in need of a nickel.

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05
Apr
11

Food to Die for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

Litterally this sh** they make could probably kill you…

05
Apr
11

Killer whales.

They are big like elephants.

02
Apr
11

Recent viewings.

Well I made some obvious hints in the last posts in regards to the recent movies I’ve watched.

Sucker Punch Poster, Movie Poster, Gallery 29

Sucker Punch

Honestly I don’t really remember most of this movie as I was under the influence when watching although as hectic as it seemed when intoxicated, I think it made it more bearable though things that shouldn’t generally be funny I found myself laughing in, like when the short haired girl dies. All in all apparently a lot of people enjoyed it. Maybe it was my state of mind but all I could think was WTF, while watching this movie.

Source Code

The Source Code staring Jake Gyllenhaal. First I have to say most epically flamboyant last name this Jake dude has. I just watched this movie a couple of hours ago and I believe it was very nicely put together, the story is easy to understand very few surprises and there are no twists its all pretty straight forward if you pay attention. I recommend this one.

02
Apr
11

Depository overload.

Warning the following contains very graphic details if the imagination and vocabulary allows for it:

I believe I have fully relieved myself now I must sit here and contemplate nothingness as the great Source Code of procrastinationism fortold, until the gaping hole of my feculence Shute returns to it’s normal size so I may wipe it with out feeling as though the Ghost Rider just drove over it leaving a vicious blaze in his wake.

As you may have realized, since this post came up shortly after the last, that this post as also be brought to you via iPhone.

02
Apr
11

I have an iPhone!

… and I’m not afraid to use it. In fact this post has be brought to you by my iPhone. Greatness in a rectangle this phrase has now been copyrighted by me. I am willing to sell it to Apple for the right price.

29
Mar
11

I’ve been on a Journey.

Been through a lot these past 19 years. Dragons, nazi armies, ogers and demons, these things have kept me busy for the last 4 weeks thus I haven’t had anything to write… I mean was busy getting through these hordes of monsters for some unknown reason. Atcually I’ve been told  this didn’t actually happen but I did watch that movie… I mean I was dealing with these abominations while I tried to get away from that hell. It’s all that carzy blonde girls fault , why in the world do we have to go through your messed up imagination to find 4 items: Map, fire, knife, and key. First of all you had a samurai sword for the most part of the movie… I mean journey, why in the world would we need a knife?! Also how in the world do you find fire???? If you hadn’t been in an insane asylum I bet you most of the other chicks that had just randomly agreed with you wouldn’t have because your mind is gone girly. Anyways carzy blonde finally went brain dead so I finally got passed the madness that is her mind and got back to writing random stuff here. It has nothing to do with the fact that I am 13 posts behind…




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