What’s a circle?

It would take a special person to ask such a question, but I am here to explain the circle to all those very confused people.

For better understanding of the circle we will start with the triangle. Now, as you all know a triangle has three sides (if you didn’t know this read on there will be many more exciting new things for you to learn), and a square has four sides.

Well after the square people got lazy with naming so they decided to use Greek or Latin terms for numbers like penta-, hexa-, octa,- , and so on, and added -gon at the end. So, five sides is a pentagon, six sides is a hexagon, and eight sides is an octagon.

Given the previous information I have come to the conclusion that a circle is just an… infinitygon. Or, whatever the word for infinity is in Greek or Latin, -gon.

Well I hope that clears up any thoughts on the mysteries of the circle. If you find yourself more confused then before you read this, I am sorry I make it a habit of making the simplest of things confusing.

Scared Poopless.

Would you like to be scared of the dark for the rest of your miserable life? You do? Well I’ve got the best solution for you. Firstly, you will need a 50 or more inch flatscreen tv (if its 3d even better) and good quality surround sound all set up in your basement,where even during the day there barely is any light that can illuminate it. Now you must have a Ps 3 or Xbox 360 if you don’t… your probably already dead.

The most crucial part is coming now so make sure you listen. You must go out and buy Dead Space 2 if you don’t already own it. Wait until around 11:30 pm or until most of the occupants in your house have gone to sleep. At this point you should make your way down to the basement, I suggest you leave the light that is for the stairs on because this is heart attack inducing. Turn on your platform and turn your surround sound to a 15 or 16 volume (trust me this is loud enough plus you don’t want to wake people up). Now pop-in Dead Space 2. Sit back and play atleast 30 minutes. If this does not scare you to the point of needing a lamp or nightlight on all night in your bedroom then I will give you your money back.

Though since I technically didn’t charge you for this information, I will personally hand deliver you nothing just for giving this a try.